Katrina McHyde on Unlocking the Mystery of Resurrections: Embracing God’s Unwavering Love and Divine JudgementHi Mark, I thank you for your kind words and blessings. May you be rewarded by God/Yehovah for your kindness towards me. Honestly, my dedication is to help people get prepared for end time events OR their death beforehand. Tim layed down the roadmap the best he could and that work was already done by him. I am maintaining that work he already did. What Tim did not get to do before he died was lay out how to prepare every day for living a proper life, for end time events, or for eventual death. Tim's work coupled with what I am called to do gives people that chance to spiritually mature and be prepared. Since what I am called to teach concerns all Believers and even those who are playing with the idea of becoming a Believers, no matter what views they hold on Bible Prophecy, I put my work on another site called OwnedByLove.com So many people over the decades asked us what they can do to get their families to believe, or what resources there are to give to their family members that won't scare them away from listening to them about Bible Prophecy. The only way we have ever found for someone to be effective in possibly helping loved ones hear you is by the person asking to change so drastically into being loving because they let God in to do the work necessary, that the light of God starts to shine through them onto those around them. My calling is to make those resources for helping people understand what God has given them to change AND resources for their loved ones to come along with that change. With time, trust is built and then your family members and friends can more easily hear what you are saying if they so choose to hear. I suppose that was a bit long winded to what you shared, but I felt it necessary to be honest with what my calling is which compliments what Tim's calling was. Thank you for connecting through a message. I bless you and all those you love!
Nancy on Tim Ran The Race With Endurance And Passed The BatonKatrina, I'm sorry for your loss. I first bought Tim's book in 2007 and was a great admirer of his ability to draw logical conclusions from the 800,000 word long Bible. I bet he and Chuck Missler are having some great discussions up there. I bought the latest edition again today and am looking forward to the newest updates.
Steven Arangua on Unlocking the Mystery of Resurrections: Embracing God’s Unwavering Love and Divine JudgementThank you, Katrina, for this message. I still had some lingering questions about the three resurrections. I still have a few if I may. You mention Resurrection Two: This occurs after the thousand-year reign of Christ on earth where The First Fruits of the first resurrection reign with Him. Who is left to reign over on earth at this point? The survivors of the end times only, correct? You also mention the second group of people who will be resurrected in the physical body as those who lived during the thousand-year reign of Christ who were not ready to be changed into glorified beings. These people can still pass away like a normal, human life span, correct? Thank you again and may God Bless you Katrina!
kathy J harris on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)If we are Babylon, where do we excape to. Because the wrath of God is going to come.
Andreas on Unlocking the Mystery of Resurrections: Embracing God’s Unwavering Love and Divine JudgementGod commanded us to love our neighbour as ourselves. But what if your neighbour has been blessed with every thing his/her heart desires in this life, like family, children, work success, much overflow, but another neigbour received nothing but disasters and curses from God all his life? Then the rich neigbour and his family looks down on the broken hearted man who received nothing from God, and they curse him even more. He becomes a laughingstock, shamed and disgraced publicly, and sinks into depression and anxiety. That's how modern Christians behave towards one another, for example on Facebook. People backstab one another, ruin one another, and are aggressive gossipers. There is no compassion.
Mark on Torah Feasts & Holy Day Calendar 2023I have question about your dates for the modim festivals. When you provide the dates for a given festival, does that date begin at sunset?
MAURICIO MALAGON on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleHey Rick, I believed that Damascus had to be a precursor to the events of Revelation, but with the way things are going I actually think those Middle East wars may even be part of WWW3 as the end of birth pangs and the beginning of the Trumpet activity...who knows...time will tell
Mark Douglas on Unlocking the Mystery of Resurrections: Embracing God’s Unwavering Love and Divine JudgementVery good Katrina! Itâs good that you have kept moving forward with with Gods work that was given for you and Tim to do while here in this life. Your dedication to knowing God is evident, and God will continue to bless and take care of you as you continue on this journey while here. You remind me of my cousin who is very much like you, in studying where we are in this time according to the old ways. We are definitely descendants of Abraham and very thankful to be so! You and Dawn may want to connect. I will send you her email just in case you two may find common ground. Always, ALL for the glory of the Lord! Dawns email: sing4megilmore@gmail.com
Blaze on Torah Feasts & Holy Day Calendar 2023Thanks for updating this Katrina. I don't know if anything of note will happen in prophecy on any of these days. Tim originally had Tishrei 1 (Which Holy Day actually starts Tishrei 1?) I think he had Yom Kippur "end date", and then 7 years before that would be Yom Kippur 2023. But then he decided that 2030 Yom Kippur - 6.5 years Nissan 2024 fits better. :-/ (There is an eclipse during that time. I don't know if that means anything, but it's interesting). Brics has increased Middle East alliances (formally will be accepted Jan 1 2024). And 3rd Temple Construction timeline is Spring 2024. There seems to be various practical preparations here and there for that. I saw an article one girl made a calendar that might be necessary for it. I guess we'll see. (I could be wrong on some of these things, or misremembered what was said or written).
Denise addison on Why “No Man Knows the Day or Hour” Does Not Apply ForeverI believe he will be back very soon the world is really bad right now
JW on Why I’m Convinced The End Begins in 2026âAnd What You Can Do About ItInterestingly, Chris Bledsoe,a UFO abductee of Beyond Skinwalkers Ranch Fame, and heavily connected to New Age beliefs, claims his white lady he communicates with, and also calls her the holy spirit. told him that Easter 2026 humanity would change. She apparently predicted an earthquake in CA that was off by 2 days and .6 magnitude, so I would suspect she is up to something around Easter 2026. That is also a pagan holiday celebrating an ancient goddess. So makes sense for the timing. Read his new book and watch beyond skinwalker ranch to have your view of reality altered greatly
Cathy Rooks on Tim CohenI have a lot of csutions about Tim Cohen, his self-promotion is "over-the-top" and his books are priced very high. Something isn't right.
Michael on 616 vs. 666: Which Is the Real Number of the Beast?616 gematria is the name of Barak Hussain obama 666 Rayel is God....they lied and you will all see first hand....seek Yeshua
Samual Yoder on The Mark of the BeastâProof It’s Reversible (Thank God)For all you believers out there that feel sad about unsaved loved ones or family you will not shed tears over them after the new heaven and earth. It says God will wipe away our tears! Tears come from remembering sad things and events, God wipes our tears away by removing our memory so we don't remember any sad thing or event therefore no sorrow or tears for loved ones or family we do not remember..... "Rev 21:1-4 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. (2) And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. (3) And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. (4) And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." Former things are passed away! In other words you will not remember the former things of the old earth which is now.
K Retsof on 616 vs. 666: Which Is the Real Number of the Beast?I am looking at this now... as we have been given the Rev 12 sign and it is literally occurring in the Heavens on 919.. so you know as they say that God's perspective is a mirrored image.. mirroring the sign of the birth of the child which will occur on 9/19/2023 or 919, we get the mirrored version of 616. AS above so below.. 616 represents below- MAN also is the day before Christs REAL birthday which is June 17. This was the end of Satans rule once Jesus was born- our Messiah.
John on Why Jesus Canât Come Back in 2023âBut probably 2020 Began The Last DecadeShalom Adreas, It has to happen soon, according to the time the Father laid out in scripture. We were given 6,000 years and we're right at the end of that time. There also won't be a seven year tribulation. People don't understand Daniel 9:24-27 correctly. The covenant with the many wasn't some peace treat antichrist would make, it was the new covenant Jesus made with us (He was crucified on a Wednesday year, in the middle of a week of years). If it was a seven year time frame, don't you think John would have revealed it to us in revelation? Daniel tells us exactly how long it will last- 1,335 days from when the censor in heaven is throw down into the earth to the return of the Messiah. We also get 1,260 days in John, a difference of only 75 days. That's a huge hint that people are missing some of the puzzle pieces. If we've still got a hundred years to go, then someone made serious mistakes in recorded history, and we can't trust anything that's comedown from antiquity, and I don't believe that for a minute. Shalom.
NatleeJane on The Coming 360 Day Year Predicted in Revelation (1260 Days = 42 months)Just a thought, and I realize this conversation is long over BuT⌠in response to the question of how Antichrist will provide food and water when there will not be any. Many people in âpowerâ, with endless amounts of money, and hopes of controlling the world in one way or another have âseed banksâ and have bought fresh water reserves to probably house food/water from catastrophe and will provide in that way. It is already happening that some âhigher upsâ know about and believe in Biblical prophecy and are preparing, not to mention by now we have Neuralink for the brain and now microchips for the hands to roll in digital currency and civilian monitoringâŚit IS real and nothing is impossible.
Branch Staton on The Coming 360 Day Year Predicted in Revelation (1260 Days = 42 months)Tim, I don't dismiss your theories as they appear on the surface well-formed and not inconsistent with epoch transition and God's manifest nature in accomplishing His will. I believe the timing of Wormwood (Rev 8:11) appearing as the third trumpet judgment following the Abomination of Desolation bears more explanation. You seem to suggest the change of a full seven years of 30-day months/360-day years versus only the period covering the Great Tribulation. Wormwood would not appear until the midpoint of the seven-year period. This is not the reason I am responding, however. I am more inclined to dismiss the inspiration of your theory based on your 2018 response to Joseph A. I read the tone to be provocative and dismissive. It did not address the opportunity for his cited Scripture reference to be taken literally without contradicting your theory. But most importantly, it was inconsistent with how a servant of Christ listening to His inspiration would respond. I realize I am writing five years later, and much time has passed since your original comment/reply. But I still felt it was appropriate to point out the element from this page that most detracted from the legitimacy of your article. Hopefully, you find benefit from my comments and that the truth of God's Word and His nature will become less of a mystery as we draw closer to Him.
farley on Why I’m Convinced The End Begins in 2026âAnd What You Can Do About ItThe end we are told in Scripture. occurs in the moment in the twinkling of an eye no child to get scared all or change from mortals to immortals in that moment in the Twinkling of an eye !!! Covers the dead, and the Living !!! what is re-headboard image of the Earthy we shall also wear the image of the heavenly. The first resurrection, the quickening the last resurrection is a change should be like Jesus, the heavenly. Amen.
Erin on 4 Plain Proofs America is Babylon + 6 Objections AnsweredI came to this article because God has been showing me a lot of things. I didn't ask him to, he initiated it on his own. One thing he has been showing me repeatedly through two situations going on in my life is about adultery, both physical and spiritual. As I have been suffering the physical adultery of my husband, he is showing me the spiritual adultery of my father. My father is big into bible prophecy and the radical republican politics. I suffered horrible abuse as a child and when I saw it spreading to the next generation in my family I knew something was wrong with the Christianity I knew. I believe much of what America will be judged for is spiritual adultery and abuse within the church. America has produced a LOT of very rich, powerful pastors and christian ministries that dominate the christian world and ignore justice and abuse in the church. Yes, there are many martyrs in America. I almost was one. It just isn't public. It's silenced. By the church and right wing so called Christian politics. It nearly killed several people in my family. American Christians are so deceived. I have seen the ugliest sides of humanity in the "world". And the evil in the church is the exact same thing. I have had two real life situations going in parallel, one involving sin of the most disgusting kind in the "world", one in my "good christian family", and it's the exact same face of Satan in both. God showed me the verses commanding his people to come out of the whore, and he meant for me to stop adulterating with all these false doctrines that we have tolerated, created by powerful men for gain. There are two main spiritual whores I had been adulterating with. One was the evangelical doctrines that oppress women and produce cruel powerful men who are never wrong. The other was the doctrines of demonic origin in the charismatic/pentecostal side of the church. Long cherished doctrines for me. But as I saw with my husband's ongoing unrepentant adultery, you have to leave the whore completely. My husband can't come home and keep a single tie to the other woman. God's analogy is spot on. I had to go back to only looking at Jesus as revealed in the Bible and give up all my precious bible teachers and study tools and just rely on the holy Spirit and the writing of the apostles. The Bible makes so much more sense without all the complex charts of dispensationalism, etc. Anyway, I mostly wanted to say cool article, matches what God is showing me as I listen to him with dropped jaw because he shattered my old beliefs. In a good way!
Artur on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?But i got a better one. Since there is always a debate that the AC name has to be calculated to 666 or 616 (the Papyrus 115 is the only document of Revalation that says its 616â i tell you something. PRINCE CHARLES OF WALES or in HEBREW -> × ×Ą×× ×Ś×¨×ץ ××××ץ is calculated to 666 â but KING CHARLES OF WALES or in HEBREW -> ××× ×Ś×¨×ץ ××××ץ is calculated to 616 â any doubts ? Check it yourself on https://www.shematria.com/
Bob Thomas on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?I was listening to another guy talking about prophesies of Frances president being the antichrist who doesn't even fit the lineage even though he seems like a pausable type of antichrist. but before this guy Stan shared the prophesy je read the scripture in Daniel about the little horn who rises and puts down 3 nations. Immediately I thought of how England rose up and put down Scotland, Ireland, and Wales and formed the UK. I remembered Tim Cohen's video title about Prince/ king Charles. I went and listened. He said some good stuff. He said his name equaled 666 but did not show how or in the graph. I have heard that about alot of names. Now I have found your article which clearly shows all the proof to read and the numerocal graph chart of his name. Thank you so much. I am now convinced.
Randabest on Why “Elijah Must Come First” & How To Identify A True ProphetLOL, I am the third Elijah. Time will tell
Jonathan on Torah Feasts & Holy Day Calendar 2023It is the sun and the moon that determine the mowadim, that is appointed timesâŚin English âs Genesis 1:14 14Then God said, âLet there be [s]lights in the [t]expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and they shall [u]serve as signs and for SEASONS, and for days and years; the first month is ABIB Exodus 12:1 1Now the LORD said to Moses and Aaron in the land of [a]Egypt, 2âThis month shall be the beginning of months for you; it is to be the first month of the year for you. Deuteronomy 16:1 1âObserve the month of Abib and [a]celebrate the Passover to the LORD your God, for in the month of Abib the LORD your God brought you out of Egypt by night. Exodus 9:30-32 30But as for you and your servants, I know that you do not yet [t]fear [u]the LORD God.â 31(Now the flax and the barley were [v]ruined, for the barley was in the ear and the flax was in bud. 32But the wheat and the spelt were not [w]ruined, for they ripen late.) Above described the crops ruined by the hail the Lord brought upon Egypt. The Barley was ruined because in was ABIB (in the ear) days before the Exodus of Israel. We know from the Bible that it is the sun and the moon that determine the appointed times. We also know that the year begins around the time the Barley is in the ear (Abib). First new moon sighting in the spring in Israel, is the first day of Abib Psalm 114:19 19He made the moon for the seasons; The sun knows the place of its setting. Above, it is the moon that determines the appointed times (seasons) Psalms 81:3 Sound the ramâs horn at the New Moon, and at the full moon on the day of our Feast.. It is misconception that the Barley harvest impacts the beginning of the year. In the days of Elijah, after 3 1/2 years of neither rain nor dew, there was no barley in the ear. Even so, the next year came and went, even with no barley. Read Deuteronomy 28 for starters. Because If the people were obedient and followed the statues of the LORD, There would always be barley in the ear at the beginning of the year. On the other hand, if they disobeyed drought and famine is decreed. Genesis 1:14, decreed it is the sun and the moon is what determines the mowadim. Nothing less, and nothing more
Another Travellor on “400 Days from now Damascus will be destroyed” = The Exact Date?The Hosea 6: 2 prophecy is truly significant. It's one of many prophesied events pointing to the Messiah's return in 2030. The prophecy is included in the following video titled - Messiah 2030 - The Prophetic Messianic Timeline https://youtube.com/watch?v=4AG_nJNcTjM&feature=share7 Lets first acknowledge that Tim expected the ME war to occur AROUND 2024 as published in his Revelation Roadmap. We've still got some time to see the ME war happen. Geopolitical events are rapidly escalating and those aware of the related prophecies and watching the ongoing events won't be utterly surprised if the expected nuclear war were to suddenly erupt any time up to and in to 2024. The 400 day "word" that was given to an individual on Sunday 4th April 2021, according to both the Rabbinic and Karaite calendars, was the 7th day of unleavened bread in that year and coincidentally the day of the wave sheaf offering of the barley first fruits, events that relate to the Red Sea crossing and the resurrection of the first fruits respectively. The message the individual received was not audibly heard but was clearly "heard" as a voice in the individual's mind, a person well known to Tim. The message heard by the individual simply said "You do realise that Damascus will be destroyed in 400 days too" The individual had been musing on having received 400 days supply of an item rather than 200 that had been ordered when the distinctly heard message resounded in this person's mind. The individual knew nothing of the seven annual holy days save the Passover festival but not including the days of unleavened bread nor the wave sheaf offering so could not have known of their significances. On first giving consideration to the timing of the message it appeared that it had all the hallmarks of originating from the Eternal as it had been given on a significant prophetic holy day in that year and would terminate on Pentecost, or Shavuot as it is known in the Hebrew language, in the following year if one were to use the agriculturally and new moon based calendar provided by Becca Biderman. The fixed Hillel calendar as used by the Jewish nation and others has gradually fallen more and more out of sync to astronomical and agricultural parameters since it was first introduced in 359 AD. However, as exciting as the prophecy at first appeared, elements of doubt started to surface when the timing of the prophecy given to the individual was disclosed and considered. The individual confirmed that the message received was about 8 pm on the evening of Sunday 4th 2021 and therefore according to the Eternal's reckoning of beginining and ending of days at sunset, 8 pm on Sunday 4th would have fallen into the next day of the week that extended from sunset Sunday evening to sunset Monday evening, which then became the second day of the Eternal's 7 day week. The seventh day of the week starts at sunset on Friday and ends on sunset on Saturday. The first day of the week started Saturday evening at sunset and ended Sunday evening at sunset. In April 2021 the 7th day of unleavened bread and the day of the first fruits wave sheaf offering would have ended at 6:26 pm on Sunday evening in Jerusalem or 7:26 pm where the individual resided because of the 1 hour zone difference. As such the prophecy was in fact heard at the beginning of the following day that started on Sunday at sunset and ended on Monday at sunset and therefore did NOT fall on 7th day of unleavened bread or the day of the wave sheaf offering. In regard to the other feature of this prophecy, the number 400 was also significant as it is the numerical value of the last letter Tav in the Hebrew alphabet in which the Eternal identifies himself as. In Revelation 1:8 the Eternal describes himself as the "Alpha and Omega , who is and was and is to come" and in Revelation 22:13 "I am the Alpha and Omega the first and the last and the beginning and the end". If there was an authentic Hebrew version of the book of Revelation those verses would have started of by saying "I am the Aleph and the Tav", which are the first and last letters of the Hebrew alphabet just as Alpha and Omega are in the Greek alphabet. In the Hebrew alpha numeric system Aleph has a numerical value of 1 and Tav has a numerical value of 400. The Eternal therefore identifies himself as either 1 or 400, the first and the last or the begining and the end. Both numbers 1 and 400 are therefore the Eternal's numeric identification. Analysis of the aforementioned exposes the deceptive nature and origin of this cleverly and subtly crafted "prophecy" as it was passed on to Tim with no mention of the timing that the message was given to the recipient. It was given to an individual who knew nothing about the feast days or the significance of the number 400. Had the prophecy been true the 400 days would have ended in the following year at the end of the day of Pentecost if one were to have used Becca Biderman's agriculturaly observed new moon calendar. I therefore deduce that the fake prophecy came from non other than the adversary and was designed to discredit Tim and his Revelation Roadmap. The fact that the adversary had bothered to discredit Tim and his Revelation Roadmap would indicate, I conclude, that Tim has in fact got it right.
Glen Trewenack on Why the 7 Bowls of God’s Wrath Last 10 DaysGood point Alan, if true, it may have something to do with the 10-days of awe + the extra 30-days of Dan 12:11 from the day of Atonement, which is Tishri-10 and New-Years-Day for the Jubilee calendar. I.e., the 30-day months of Revelation are from the 10th of the jubilee calendar month to the next 10th day of the following month on God's jubilee calendar from creation day-10 when Adam and Eve fell and then "Covered over".
Simon Moisa on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?In Matthew 24 is written that Jesus said that will the a great tribulation and refered to Daniel,so in Daniel 9:24-27 is the 70 weeks proffecy,and at the end of the 69th week(69Ă7Ă360=173880)on the last day Jesus entered in Jerusalem ,as written in Zahariah 9:9.Daniel 9:27 is speaking about a document of peace ,as the first day of the great tribulation ,which could be this Abrahamic peace signed by important word leaders in september 2020,so next year could be the rapture togheder with the first of ghe first ressurection.Daniel 12,Revelation6,Joel 2:29-32;Revelation 7:9-17,,that they arrived in heaven,but will remain some ,whose name is written in the book of life from the beggining,so they will not pray to the false prophet icon Revelation 13 ,also Rev 20:4-6,and 2Thesalonians 2.God bless.Simon Moisa
Babylon, Important warning! – Cristo La Verdad on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)[…] that a majority of Christians say is Rome, but lately I found a growing minority that say it is America, is because they are both the same system, they both are right, is mother & daughter. One thing […]
ShealTiel on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?DANIEL 12:1-13 - "The Time of the End"
Tim McHyde on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?I do not know. I try to live a daily life, built on faith, hope and love. That is my way to prepare for the End Times. Blessings from Bavaria, Katrina McHyde
Charles Bassett on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?Just wonderingâŚsince the 666 gematria no longer works (he is now âKing Charles III,â not âPrince Charles of Walesâ)âŚdo you still think heâs the AC?
Melinda W on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?Prince Charles is the Defender of the Faith but declares himself to be Defender of the Faiths, breaking from Christian tradition--that would make him a worthless Shepherd. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/09/king-charles-to-be-defender-of-the-faith-but-also-a-defender-of-faiths His non-desire for women? Just saying, not accusing. https://frankreport.com/2019/08/13/when-british-royals-are-pedophiles-its-called-peccadilloes/ Claims to be a descendent of Mohammad https://www.planet-today.com/2023/05/wef-great-reset-king-charles-boasts-he.html Claims to be a descendent of Vlad the Impaler https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vlad-the-impaler-how-is-prince-charles-queen-elizabeth-related-to-him/ Dracula (Vlad the Impaler) word derives from Dragon https://www.dictionary.com/e/dracula-fish/ Hope this helps Tim...I really like your research and I am watching closely, however there are others in the running and I am watching them too with the rest of the Body of Christ. BTW, in the article it said, how could a wimpy man like Charles ever be a terror to be reckoned with. I think that question was answered by Bill Gates, the ultimate terror and wimp. Jesus bless you.
Suzanne T on Antichrist Identified From 666 and Revelation 13?This is an interesting read as we are coming up on the weekend that Charles becomes king. If he is the antichrist, was he speaking of himself in 3rd person when he gave that speech at a summit.. "Many countries are too burdened with debt.... What we need is a military style campaign to marshall in.....With trillions at his disposal, beyond global GDP and with the greatest respect beyond any global leader. It offers the only true hope..."
J on The Mystery of the Antichrist’s 1000 Year Early Annihilationwell then..
Deborah on Support Team BenefitsHi Katrina, Very sorry about your loss. Just wondering if the support team is still active? I'm having trouble going through paypal and want to make sure I have current info on how to pay to access Tim's articles. I do believe Charles has just been accurately identified as the man of sin/son of perdition. God bless, Deborah
Linda on Why I’m Convinced The End Begins in 2026âAnd What You Can Do About ItI was shocked to learn today (April 20, 2023) that Tim has passed away. I bought his book (8th edition) several years ago and love his teachings. Always looking for light, I study and learn as much as I can about prophecy. Looking forward to reading more at this website.
Randy Hernandez on “400 Days from now Damascus will be destroyed” = The Exact Date?I agree Sam. It seems like everything is coming to a head and we could see the fulfillment this year. I haven't been on the forum in a bit, but I'm definitely curious if anyone is as well.
MICHAEL A on Support Team BenefitsAre you kidding us? Charles identified himself (by testimonial evidence) in 1969 as the antiChrist, when he stated he gets his power from the Red Dragon (of Wales). Review the preponderance of Scriptural evidence against Charles' personal "Coat of Arms", even the little horn he has referred to as "his little horn".
Amber Hall on Tim CohenCohen is a Messianic Jew. He was a secular Jew, until he converted to Christianity in 1986 while he was in the Air Force Academy. He has a YouTube channel called author Tim Cohen. I don't know if he has a statement of faith as he isn't a preacher. He has a website called Prophecy House. I haven't known about him very long, but I am watching his videos as I have time. Here is my favorite video so far https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lF8fJLyvVJw . I think he is very compelling. I hope this answers some of what you want to know.
Denise on Tim CohenI'm new on here! Like Ron in the comments, I, too, would like to know if what Tim Cohen says is correct about the endtimes. He has a book coming out called, The Antichrist and a Cup of Tea (something to that effect). He says that the 1st Seal/white horse rider of Revelation is BHO (has the antichrist spirit) and that the 4th Seal/pale horse rider is THE Antichrist (Prince/King Charles). He gives a lot of in-depth compelling information on him. He also says that the Rapture exists, but is after the Tribulation or at the end of it. Just curious!
Sam Hui on “400 Days from now Damascus will be destroyed” = The Exact Date?Although Spring 2022 turned out to be a non-event, back to Tim's book, he originally stated in Chapter 11 that the Middle East Nuclear War could happen in 2023 (for the 2023-30 cycle), or shortly before / after. Back to the recent development in Middle East, it seems to me that the Arab / Muslim countries are getting united, and the conflicts in Israel had escalated much this year. Are we going to witness the war this year? What do other brothers / sisters think? BTW, I wonder if any of us are still using the forum these days?
Ron on Tim CohenI'm just now hearing about Mr. Cohen and doing my due diligence would like to know more about his doctrinal positions, church affiliation, teaching's on Grace, salvation, sin, etc. Where can I find his statement of faith I've not had any luck except to find his pages on selling books. thank you so much.
Max on The Coming 360 Day Year Predicted in Revelation (1260 Days = 42 months)Genesis suggests a one time 360 day year, where the Deluge of 150 days, five months, extrapolates to a one time 360 day year. Such periods are also traditions with many cultures around the World. Apocalypse means a revelation, but because the Book of Revelation describes catastrophic events it is associated with a World changing disaster. The time scales in the Book also suggest a previous 360 day year, so has it occurred to anyone that the 'revelation' itself may not be a prophesy of the future, but the history of the 'Fall' of Adam and Noah's World changing 'Deluge'.
Allan on Why I’m Convinced The End Begins in 2026âAnd What You Can Do About ItIve been doing a lot of study and have found that God seems to do everything 7 times before a judgement. satan must of had his 6th failure (? mars being 1 and earth being 1 and most likely 4 other ones were are not aware of) and the 7th one at the door! When Jesus left the earth, He told the diciples the prophesy of when Isreal becomes a nation again (1948) that generation will see Him come back! Bible says Christ has to come back sooner than planned or no Christian would be left alive. Jesus gave his last generation as being 80 years. the math and the bible sure show we are right at the moment. humbly...allan
Lea on Does God Curse Those Who Curse Israel Today?How do you justify your position when Israel did not exist for almost 2000 years and only came into existence a few decades ago, mainly thanks to Germany and the British, whose monarchy are Germans? It is also very evident from the records that there was a massive manipulation and forcing of events in order to bring about modern Israel at the expense of millions of people lives including the Jews themselves. The only reason why Israel was able to claim its independence was due to the immense financial and military resources granted them by Jews in powerful positions in Western countries. The daily murder of the Palestinians, Muslims, Arabs, Christians in this modern Israel itself attests to the miserable cursed entity that it is for they attempt to thwart Jesus Christ when He cursed Israel and prophesied that their land would lie desolate and the Kingdom of God removed from them. The only reason you believe what you do is because you have been indoctrinated into your beliefs, much like I myself was for a very long time. The Kingdom of God is not a fleshly earthly entity but Israel of God is a spiritual entity and Jesus Christ established this New Covenant with His Blood. There is no such thing as Jewish DNA. And even if there was, God clearly states that that genetics and tribal identity does not entitle anyone to automatic salvation or inheritance of the blessings of God.
Steve on Torah Feasts & Holy Day Calendar 2023Biblical (not Judaic) calendar is solar not lunar. See here for clarification: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhdOSGGHjmrDzpB3TDp2gYC22EsJXvUia Essene calendar for 2023/5948: https://dsscalendar.org/DSS-Greg.php?Y=2023 2024/5949: https://dsscalendar.org/DSS-Greg.php?Y=2024 Keep searching to clear the heresies of the Pharisees/Saduccees.
P. Cameron on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)1: This was written in 2006. 2: Your stats are funded by the same entity you claim to despise. 3: Canada was literally conceived from colonies of France and Britain. Its treatment of the Indians was identical to those practiced by American colonists and pretending otherwise makes you no different.
Bill on Why I’m Convinced The End Begins in 2026âAnd What You Can Do About ItMarch 2025, if correct? When Is The Next Blood Moon? The Next One Is March 14, 2025! A Blood Moon is a very rare event, involving a total lunar eclipse which takes a reddish color. This lunar phenomenon is very rare, and despite seeing 2 Blood Moons in May and November 2022, the next one will now be on March 14, 2025. This sensation is also known as a Red Moon, and is often associated with negative happenings, and bad news. However, in reality, its meaning is very simple and a marvel that shouldn't be missed out on. Susan Taylor reveals the dates, as well as what you need to know about this thrilling event, plus how to prepare for it. Last updated January 2, 2023 by Susan Taylor https://my.astrofame.com/astrology/article/blood-moon 2025 Mar 29 10:48:36 Partial 149 0.938 - nw Africa, Europe, n Russia https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/SEanimate/SEanimate2001/SE2025Mar29P.GIF https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/SEdecade/SEdecade2021.html
Jon on The Two Witnesses – Would You Want This Job?It is really quite amazing, but there are actually 3 biblical messages to one of the 2 witnesses. Itâs really quite interesting, The first is in Zechariah 4. Nothing in Zechariah 4 occurred during the second temple era (except for Zechariah receiving and recording the message). The translation to English actually just helps hide it. Zerubbabel in Zechariah 4 is a symbol of 1 of the 2 witnesses. Just as Joshua the high priest symbolizes the Lord Jesus in Zechariah 3 and 6. In Zechariah 3:8 we are told that Joshua and his friends are a symbol. âNow listen, Joshua the high priest, you and your friends who are sitting in front of youâindeed they are men who are a symbol, for behold, I am going to bring in My servant the [fn]Branch. Joshua is a symbol of the Branch which is a term for MESSIAH. Now we arenât told which friends are sitting before Joshua, but Zerubbabel is there. This is why 2 verses later the same angel rouses Zechariah to a vision of a Lampstand, 7 lamps, olives and clusters/branches, and it represents the word of the Lord to one of the 2 witnesses. Here Zechariah 4:2-6 2And he said to me, âWhat do you see?â And I said, âI see, and behold, a lampstand all of gold with its bowl on the top of it, and its seven lamps on it with seven [a]spouts belonging to each of the lamps which are on the top of it; 3also two olive trees by it, one on the right side of the bowl and the other on its left side.â Zechariah sees a vision and asks the angel âto interpret or translateâ it for him. Zechariah 4-6 4Then I said to the angel who was speaking with me, saying, âWhat are these, my lord?â 5So the angel who was speaking with me answered and said to me, âDo you not know what these are?â And I said, âNo, my lord.â 6Then he said to [b]me, âThis is the word of the LORD to Zerubbabel, saying, âNot by might nor by power, but by My Spirit,â says the LORD of armies. The Lampstand, 7 lamps and olives/olive branches is âThe word that the LORD âcutâ or covenanted with him. When I say nothing occurred during the second temple era it is true. When the exiles returned to Judah and Jerusalem, after the proclamation made in the first year of Cyrus around 539 BC, it was Sheshbazzar who was appointed as governor/prince of Judah. Ezra 1:8 8and Cyrus, king of Persia, had them brought out by the hand of Mithredath the treasurer, and he counted them out to Sheshbazzar, the leader of Judah. In Zechariah 4:9 we are told that Zerubbabel laid the foundation of âthis houseâ Zechariah 4:9 9âThe hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this house; his hands shall also complete it. Then you will know that the LORD of hosts has sent me to you. However biblically we know that Sheshbazzar, not Zerubbabel was credited to laying the foundation of the second temple. As soon as you realize Zechariah 4:9 is not speaking of the second temple then you must admit it speaks of something else. 14Also the gold and silver utensils of the house of God which Nebuchadnezzar had taken from the temple in Jerusalem and brought them to the temple of Babylon, King Cyrus took them from the temple of Babylon and they were given to one whose name was Sheshbazzar, whom he had appointed governor. 15And he said to him, âTake these utensils, go and deposit them in the temple in Jerusalem, and have the house of God rebuilt in its place.â 16Then that Sheshbazzar came and laid the foundations of the house of God in Jerusalem; and from then until now it has been under construction and it is not yet completed.â This is why Sheshbazzar is given credit for laying the foundation of the second temple. Because he was the governor at the time of the laying of the foundation, in the second year of the exiles return. Iâm telling something that I know, and it not just a theory. In Zechariah 4:10 there is no plummet in the hand of Zerubbabel. It is something that the 7 Spirits of the Lord see. Remember back to the vision in Zechariah 4:2-3, there are only 7 of one thing. Are there 7 Lampstands? Are there 7 olive branches? No and no, but there are 7 Lamps. The 7 lamps, the 7 eyes and the 7 Spirits are synonymous. Zechariah 4:10 Revelation 5:6 Revelation 4:5 But what is it the 7 Spirits of the Lord sees in the âhandâ of Zerubbabel? First letâs look at Zechariah 3:9 âFor behold, the stone that I have set before Joshua; on one stone are seven eyes. Behold, I will engrave an inscription on it,â declares the LORD of hosts, âand I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day. If you notice the stone above, it is not a literal stone with 7 eyes on it. It is a symbolic representation on the cornerstone with the 7 Spirits of the Lord on it. Isaiah speaks of it and Peter expounds on this symbolism in 1 Peter 2 4-6 4And coming to Him as to a living stone which has been rejected by people, but is [i]choice and precious in the sight of God, 5you also, as living stones, [j]are being built up as a spiritual house for a holy priesthood, to offer spiritual sacrifices that are acceptable to God through Jesus Christ. 6For this is contained in [k]Scripture: âBEHOLD, I AM LAYING IN ZION A CHOICE STONE, A PRECIOUS CORNERSTONE, AND THE ONE WHO BELIEVES IN [l]HIM WILL NOT BE [m]PUT TO SHAME.â Just as the stone before Joshua, is symbolic, so is the stone in the hand of Zerubbabel. It is a living stone with dross, or tin that is to be removed. There is a word plummet and it is not a stone and tin. You must understand, tin ore is not native to Israel. Tin is not really a heavy metal, as lead is, and would not be used as a weighted plummet. Additionally, itâs highly doubtful that tin ore would be shipped before it was smelted, it would be a big waste of cargo space because you only get a little tin out of ore. Iâm explaining the logic, but itâs not to prove a âtheoryâ, Iâm explaining the true meaning. Here are the words translated as Plummet in Zechariah 4. It is stone https://biblehub.com/hebrew/68.htm And tin/dross https://biblehub.com/hebrew/913.htm Comes from the prim root https://biblehub.com/hebrew/914.htm It means to divide or separate There is a Hebrew word for plummet and it is https://biblehub.com/hebrew/4949.htm Maybe https://biblehub.com/hebrew/594.htm It is not tin and stone There are all kinds of translation anomalies surrounding the 2 witnesses that have helped to keep this hidden. 2 things happened but it was totally unrelated to the second temple era. But after vs. 10 the angel further explains to Zechariah part of the vision. Part of the vision that is, the âword the Lord covenanted with Zerubbabel â 12 And I answered the second time and said unto him, What are the two olive-branches which are beside the two golden tubes that empty the gold out of themselves? 13 And he spoke to me, saying, Knowest thou not what these are? And I said, No, my lord. 14 And he said, These are the two sons of oil, that stand before the Lord of the whole earth. The 2 olive branches/olives are the 2 sons oil which stand before the Lord of all the earth. In the Hebrew it is BEN YITSHAR- sons of fresh olive oil 3323 Another weird translation, it is NOT âanointed onesâ they changed all the words around for Zechariah 4. It is âsons of pure olive oilâ Revelation 11:4 4These are the two (áźÎťÎąáżÎąÎš ) and the two lampstands that stand before the Lord of the earth. Zechariah 4 is the first biblical message to one of the 2 witnesses. It is the covenant that the LORD has made with him. Just as Joshua the high priest never physically stood before the LORD with satan at his right hand in Zechariah 3. Zerubbabel of that era, never did any of those things in Zechariah 4.
Brenda on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)The Netherlands have also a lion as symbol
Rachid Dubois on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)Am unconvinced that the US is "greater" than the UK. The UK was the first industrialised nation, developed and exported common law (the most advanced legal system) and parliamentary democracy (together with Christianity) across the globe, had the largest empire of all time, is home to the global language and the greatest civilisation of all time - the Commonwealth. Approximately 54% of all technology in use in the world today is British (according to Japanese researchers). The US appeared later and simply applied the British model, developed over centuries, to a large fertile landmass that could support a large population, waiting out the world wars in order to consolidate its position. I can't see anything great about the United States, other than it has had the largest economy and military for a few decades. Unlike Britain the US isn't a civilisation, but is more anomalous.
Kieran O'Malley on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)The arrogance of the article is further justification for the US being the most hated country of all time. If any nation were to be bankrupted by the US disappearing it would be only because the US is the most indebted nation of all time. London is a bigger financial centre than New York and China is a larger manufacturer. Plus the EU28 had a larger economy. The US isn't the wealthiest nation per capita, doesn't have the highest living standards in the world and only a small proportion of the population is extremely wealthy. The country isn't held up as an example to emulate because it has the most violent society in the Western world and is completely lacking in culture: the cultural wealth of the world is centred on Europe and Asia. The US scores poorly in education, infrastructure, life expectancy, crime, healthcare, public transportation, the environment, and food and water quality. It isn't unique - other New World countries born of European expansionism such as Canada have a better quality of life, rank higher in the 'Best Countries' report and rank far higher on the democracy index - plus Canada wasn't conceived in bloodshed in order to achieve this.
Jon on Why “Elijah Must Come First” & How To Identify A True ProphetYeah, Iâve seen prophecies in the Bible that appear to have been fulfilled but have not. Iâm not so sure Malachi 4:5-6 isnât one of those. 5âBehold, I am going to send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and terrible day of the LORD. 6He will turn the hearts of the fathers back to their children and the hearts of the children to their fathers, so that I will not come and strike the land with complete destruction.â Firstly, this is going to occur just before the day of the Lord. Secondly, JTB, did not fulfill this prophecy as no where does it state, he turned the hearts of the children back to the father. Itâs all or nothing Here, no partial fulfillment. Itâs like Zechariah 4, it appears to have been fulfilled in the second temple era, but it was not. Again, he didnât come at the correct time, and he didnât turn the hearts of the children back to the fathers. JTB was Elijah because Jesus said so. The most plausible explanation, is that John, in his flesh didnât consider the âspirit and power of Elijahâ to be the manifestation of Elijah. However we know that it was, based on the declaration of the Lord. We can be sure JTB fulfilled the prophecy of Isaiah and most likely Malachi 3:1, unless there is a lost scroll of Isaiah repeating this. Why do I say that? because the gospel of Mark, in the most reliable manuscripts accredited this to Isaiah. Mark 1:2 2just as it is written in Isaiah the prophet: âBEHOLD, I AM SENDING MY MESSENGER [a]BEFORE YOU, WHO WILL PREPARE YOUR WAY; 3THE VOICE OF ONE CALLING [b]OUT IN THE WILDERNESS, âPREPARE THE WAY OF THE LORD, MAKE HIS PATHS STRAIGHT!ââ But it is written in Malachi 3:1 1âBehold, I am sending My [a]messenger, and he will clear a way before Me. Fulfilled By JTB^^ or did Isaiah also write this, and it has been lost? Malachi 3:1-4 continued And the Lord, whom you are seeking, will suddenly come to His temple; [b]and the [c]messenger of the covenant, in whom you delight, behold, He is coming,â says the LORD of armies. 2âBut who can endure the day of His coming? And who can stand when He appears? For He is like a refinerâs fire, and like laundererâs soap. 3And He will sit as a smelter and purifier of silver, and He will purify the sons of Levi and refine them like gold and silver, so that they may present to the LORD [d]offerings in righteousness. 4Then the [e]offering of Judah and Jerusalem will be pleasing to the LORD as in the days of old, and as in former years. I would suggest the possibility that the messenger of the covenant may also be Elijah, despite the NASB capitalizing the pronoun. ×Öź×Öˇ×Ö°×ÖˇÖ¨×Ö° And the messenger/angel if that is the correct translation then it speaks of someone in addition to/besides the Adonai. Lord Whoever this messenger of the covenant is (I believe future Elijah), it can not be JTB. It is because no one can sit as a smelter and purify prior to Jesus going to the cross. The ability to âsmelt out impurities â did not become available until Jesus went to the cross. The blood of bulls and goats was insufficient for that. Additionally, Jesus is referred to as the mediator of the covenant. 1 timothy 2:5 5For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus, Hebrews 12 24and to Jesus, the mediator of a new covenant, and to the sprinkled blood, which speaks better than the blood of Abel. Hebrews 8:6 Hebrews 9:15 Above He is referred to as the mediator and not messenger of the covenant Another strong point is that this is the last part of the Neviâim or prophets and who do the Jews delight in? Sounds like Elijah to me Bottom line, was JTB a partial fulfillment of Malachi 4:5-6? I doubt it, it was no where near the day of the Lord and he never turned the hearts of the children back to the fathers. What did he do? He Was the voice of one calling in the wilderness- Isaiah Came in the spirit and power (was considered Elijah), And fulfilled part of Malachi 3:1. There are just things that remain veiled in scripture
Jon on The Two Witnesses – Would You Want This Job?We will know in the fall, likely this fall
Joe T on Jewish Boy Natanâs Near Death Experience: From God or Something Else?When I researched the date Natan mentioned (September 11, 2015) two of the top stories were very concerning with regard to end time events. One was that Senate Democrats blocked Republicans from a resolution seeking to reject the Iran nuclear deal. The other was an Obama order that would allow 10,000 Syrian migrants to enter the U.S. My concern with the second is not so much innocent refuges from the war in Syria but that among their ranks might be Islamic extremist militants or Isis operatives that can target Americans or Jews. Finally, there was even an interesting little mention of Biden discussing his future with Stephen Colbert. Here is the link: https://theweek.com/10things/574991/10-things-need-know-today-september-11-2015
Jeff on Identifying the Antichrist: 8 Myths Not To Fall ForDan 8:9 actually gives 3 different directions: Towards the South, towards the East, and towards the Glorious Land. I don't think this means "Southeast". Also, most people forget that the Roman empire was vast and split into two empires, with the Eastern empire being called the Byzantine empire, and it extend through Turkey and beyond. Since one of the titles of this false messiah is "the Assyrian", he may come from somewhere in the Eastern half of the Roman empire.
Taylor on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleKatrina posted several articles ago- âAnd, I think we have, at minimum, one more seven-year cycle to go before the very last cycle. but what I think I only humbly share as a total guess, just as everyone is guessingâŚâ So how does that factor into this article given current events. Katrina you are equally as capable and knowledgeable! But I didnât see anything about this potentially not being the last 7 years in this which contradicts the prior post. Maybe I didnât read carefully enough
Rick on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleDavid, Damascus isn't in ruins yet! check out this link for the best news about the Middle East, the recent earthquakes and more: https://t.me/s/beholdisraelchannel?before=13673 There is a lot of recent news bytes with visual realities of the recent devastation.
David on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleI believe This year according to Israel is the sabbath of sabbaths (49th year) ending/beginning in April 2023. The issue lies in weather or not the jubilee is observable considering that it has not been since exile and should it apply now since Israel has been re established in 1948 and should it have been observed in 1973 as well? . (LEV 25:8-13) This matters because the âraptureâ as a whole (not the actual rapture) must begin and end in the sabbatical year cycle. An observation of jubilee (end of 49th year)would start a new cycle of seven on the 51st year instead of the 50th year. Basically the rapture would need to wait a year to begin. You can buy the book itâs not expensive by any means and has a road map of events which helps you to recognize if we are in it or not. Considering the 8point quake yesterday Iâm curious myself if Damascus is still standing.
Timothy Bell on DonateI renewed my monthly subscription a couple of weeks ago but when PayPal sent me back to this website, the process (of whatever it was supposed to do) stopped and didn't complete. The donation went through PayPal and my credit card but this website still says my subscription expired.
Annie C on 60 Reasons America is Mystery Babylon (Not Iraq)Thanks, Tim! I'm just making sure I understand that we will be given a warning before the country is destroyed?
Budi on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleIt will never be a miscalculation given the first 'prophetic word' says "400 days from now... ". But later IF that event happens at that day and month, I will treat it as a true prophetic word with intentionally 1 or 2 year(s) hidden gap, similar to the expected 2.000 years gap in Daniel's seventy weeks prophecy. (There is a precedence for such gap.)
Azriela on DonateShalom Katrina, Am trying to make a donation through PayPal. Recently I have changed my credit card and updated it on PayPal. Yet, I find difficult to proceed with payment. What is your PayPal Account Name to search 4 it ? Lots of blessings and health. May Almighty Elohim keep watching over u and yr son and give u His peace. In Yahshua´s name, amen
Donn Curran on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year CycleWar is coming to the Middle East, later this year, very soon after Passover 2023.. Now that the state of Israel has its former PM back in office, I believe everything lies in readiness. Iran continues to be the major target but Syria and Lebanon are also included. Is it possible Tim was correct after all about the month and the day but miscalculated the year by a year (2023 instead of 2022). Does anyone else have the same intuition?
Ruth Steiber on The 24 Elders: Who They Are How They Got To HeavenI think there is a lot of confusion on various issues about Heaven because there is no time there like we have here.
Paddy on Why “No Man Knows the Day or Hour” Does Not Apply Forever"Further, an end time prophet can come along with new revelation, filling in needed details missing from the Bible to finally solve the riddle of exact timing. Elijah is coming, and to properly warn people, certainly will know when the end is coming." And that prophet DOES know the year when Christ comes for his chosen ones (but not Armageddon) and has made a YouTube video revealing such. Daniel's seventieth week provides a big clue, and that 7 year tribulation (and 7 year famine of "Joseph") will commence this coming summer (2023). Sadly, if that prophet came here to reveal this knowledge (Daniel 12:4; Matt. 17:11) you would label him a heretic.
Paula Sciria on Preparation for 2023-2030 Sabbath Year Cyclewhat does the 7 sabbath year begin again according to Israel? not according to Tim Paula
Femi on Jewish Boy Natanâs Near Death Experience: From God or Something Else?I think that Natan is telling the truth what he experienced. He mentioned two dad man rising how did he know thatâs in Revelation The Orthodox Jews donât believe the book of revelation Then he said the saved ones will be those that fier GOD not the hell fire Before starting to explain about the future events he explained that op there they instructed him to be a righteous believer so for me this are divine in nature. Obama should not be taken literally it my be somebody in the future that comes from US He said in two weeks everything will be over if thatâs true according to him it started 2015 it means that we entered the second week a day like a year Everything what is happening in the world I have started to believe him more and more
Matt on Why Jesus Will Tell Christians, “Depart From Me, I Never Knew You!”Startling lack of self awareness there mate. Yes, yes you are supposed to love them. If they want to kill you, your friends and family, then there will be a reason behind that. Put the gun down, and take up a job that helps to solve the issue instead of increasing the bloodshed and further retaliation. Jesus loved you enough to die for you while you were still his enemy. Follow him or don't follow him - your choice.
Tim Lieder on Ark of the Covenant Found? Role in End Time ProphecyHemorrhoids! The ark of the covenant gives the Philistines hemorrhoids. People have been wimping out and translating that passage as tumors or the plague for years, but it's hemorrhoids. And it's consistent with the ways the Bible talks about pagans. It's always goes scatalogical. Particularly Elijah who is all "where's your god now? Yell a little louder. Maybe he's on the toilet" to the pagan priests. Even Beelzebub is a poop joke. Too many people think that Elijah is actually talking about a demon or a pagan god here, but Lord of the Flies? Come on people. Where do flies congregate? Piles of poop. The rest of this article is garbage but I was looking to see if the leveling mountains line was in the Bible. It's not. Still it'd be a weird movie if the guy said "The Bible talked about the Ark throwing down pagan idols and giving people hemorrhoids" Funny. But probably not the beloved action movie of Generation X's youth.
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